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So the other morning, my usually well-behaved cat decided to take a leak all over my mattress. This was a real problem, as I was planning on having a lady friend over that evening- and if things went well, maybe for the next morning, too… Suffice it to say, the smell of cat piss was not going to set the mood I was looking for. I ran out to the pet store and asked for help with pet odor removers. The employee recommended this stuff called Nature’s Miracle, so I bought a bottle and dumped it on the pee spot. Immediately, the smell of cat piss became about a hundred times stronger in the room. I was irate- this was the opposite of what it was supposed to do- but I had to get to work, and no more time to do anything about it. I resigned myself to sleeping along in a stinking bedroom, but when I got home… the smell had vanished. Even when I put my nose right up to it, the smell was undetectable. All of a sudden, my prospects for the evening were looking much better. So, thanks Nature’s Miracle Stain Remover, you’re a bachelor’s best friend!